Team Apocalypse Livestream #1 Wrap Up


In case you missed the Team Apocalypse Livestream #1 last night, here’s a breakdown of topics discussed from “The 420 Bunker”.


The Livestreams’s intro was loud, obnoxious, and overly long and Dan vows to continue to assault the general public with it each and every week.


The reason for the name “420 Bunker” was revealed (it’s not what you’re thinking)…


He shared that he’s not truly the leader of this group, but rather a resource who wants to help all Team Apocalypse members form smaller, more intimate groups of their own, which better reflect their personal mission and values.


His mom, Judy, broke into the bunker during the livestream and was summarily ushered out by security…


Doc informed that all livestreams will be organized around the following topics:


  1. Team Apocalypse Group Business

  2. Macro News of the World

  3. Micro News - What can YOU do in Regards to the Macro News?

  4. Homework - Things You Can Begin Doing Until The Next Livestream

  5. Music - Why? Cuz It’s MY Bunker!


Dan shared his belief that this isn’t “The End Of The World” but rather a cyclical ending of one era and the beginning of another which is always messy and dangerous. He then went on to inadvertently sing snippets of “Closing Time” by Semi-Sonic, “Crazy” by Seal,

and “The End” by The Doors, because… well… ya gotta do what ya gotta do I suppose.


A. TEAM APOCALYPSE GROUP BUSINESS


  1. If you want your name seen and if you want to be enabled to participate in the livestream by adding your own comments, you’ll need to get permission by logging onto chat.restream.io/fb and checking a few boxes.

  2. Please - no posting on the Team Apocalypse Group Page any articles, pictures, links, etc. that aren’t prepping related. We want the site to remain clean and uncluttered with easily findable content that deals with prepping.

  3. Please keep the conspiracy articles away from the site. This isn’t a “who’s to blame site”, it’s a prepping site. I think everyone here knows we’re in deep doo-doo at this point in time - we don’t need any more proof! If your article or post has cited and reputable sources and is prepping-related, please feel free to post. I will be posting some articles later regarding topics such as the WEF, The Social Justice Movement, Why All The Turbulence, Q Movement, History of What’s Happening Now, etc. We can get our “conspiracy itch” scratched at that time.


B. MACRO NEWS OF THE WORLD - Everything Sucks - Doc posted a CNN type “CRAWL” at the bottom of his video screen which included the following message: WAR IN UKRAINE, FOOD SHORTAGES, CONSPIRACIES, NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, DAD BODS, AVIAN BIRD FLU, MONKEY POX, WEF, BILL GATES, RIOTS, POVERTY, DRUG ADDICTION, OPEN BORDERS, RACISM, MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS, VIOLENCE, GLOBAL WARMING, MASS EXTINCTION, SUICIDE RATES UP, ALIENS, SCHOOL SHOOTERS, MORE LETTERS ADDED TO LGBTQIA2S+, OUTRAGE OVER MORE LETTERS BEING ADDED TO LGBTQIA2S+, FEAR, LOATHING, LAS VEGAS, FOREST FIRES, DROUGHT, FLOODING, WAGE GAP GROWING, CHINA RUINS EVERYTHING, GIANT PENISES BEING LAUNCHED INTO OUTER SPACE…


He actually forgot to include on the list the biggest problem we’re facing right now - Inflation!


C. MICRO NEWS OF THE WORLD - So what can we do about all this on a personal level? Dan shared the following:


  1. When times become tougher, we need to become better

  2. We need to begin hoarding people into a community

  3. We need to begin learning to live in a self-sustainable manner


D. HOMEWORK - Here is your homework to begin the week


  1. Begin the process of becoming better by implementing the 4 Cornerstones of a Happy Life” - Dan shared ideas from his book, “Happily Depressed - Finding Happiness In Hard Times” which included the 4 Cornerstones of a Happy Life: 1) Health, 2) Purpose, 3) Social Bonds, 4) Freedom - Book to be sold on his website soon!

  2. Begin hoarding a small, like-minded group around you for support- Dan will help you begin that process this week!

  3. Begin researching and implementing a self-sustaining lifestyle in your group - Again, Dan, along with group members will assist you in your efforts.

  4. He’s planning a local get-together soon but nothing solid yet.

  5. He shared that, unlike Chuck Norris, he cannot carry all this out alone and he needs help in areas including (but not limited to):

  6. A Secretary

  7. A 420 Bunker Co-pilot to help him run the livestream every week

  8. Experts in the Team Apocalypse Group to help train others in:

  9. Self Defense

  10. Gardening

  11. hunting/fishing

  12. Raising livestock

  13. exercise/health/diet

  14. tech/I.T.

  15. Investment

  16. And most of all - what he called “Professional Schmoozers” - people who know lots of other people who can serve as outreach and contacts.

  17. And lastly, he will offer business advertising to anyone interested.


E. MUSIC


Doc finished off the livestream with a rousing guitar rendition of “Locomotive Breath” by Jethro Tull (for some inexplicable reason) and was disappointed when Ian Anderson completely blew off the flute solo due to apparent stage fright, as he didn’t show up to the gig when politely invited. Phone calls are being made to Wales as we write this.


If any other musicians want to join Dan for a few acoustic tunes in the bunker, the invite has officially been offered.


And that’s it for the Team Apocalypse Livestream Event #1. See you next week - Friday, June 17th - the air raid sirens begin at 6:00 PM sharp!




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